Convert to Donald Trump Speak
Turn plain English into bold, repetitive, superlative-packed speech
Convert to Donald Trump Speak is a free AI tool that rewrites plain English using the rhetorical style linguists have studied and documented since 2015 — short sentences, heavy repetition, and superlatives applied to nearly everything.
Quick answer: paste your text in, and it comes back rewritten in that style — big, repetitive, confident. It’s a style parody, not a political statement, and it doesn’t generate real quotes or claims about anyone. No sign-up beyond a free ChatGPT account, no settings, takes seconds.
What does this tool actually do?
It takes an ordinary sentence and rewrites it using a specific, well-documented set of rhetorical techniques — not impersonating real statements, just borrowing the shape of the language.
- Short, punchy sentence structure
- Heavy repetition of key words and phrases
- Superlatives — biggest, best, tremendous — applied liberally
- Conversational asides like “believe me” and “and by the way”
Why does this speaking style get studied by linguists?
This isn’t just an internet joke — it’s a genuine field of academic study. Linguists have been documenting this rhetorical style since 2015: short sentences, heavy repetition, and superlatives like “biggest,” “best,” and “tremendous” applied to nearly everything.
The specific techniques are well catalogued too: doubled intensifiers (“very, very”), phrases repeated for emphasis, and conversational asides like “believe me” that create a sense of direct, informal connection with the listener.
If you’re curious about the mechanics of style and phrasing more generally — including how AI tools pick up on tone — How to Build a Business Brain for AI by Talking It Through is a good plain-English starting point.
What’s an example of the translation?
| Before We released a new product this month. People seem to like it. |
After We just released the biggest, most tremendous product anyone’s ever seen, believe me. Everybody’s talking about it. They’re saying it’s the best. And it really is, folks. Tremendous. |
Same information. A lot more confidence.
What can I use this for?
- A quick laugh rewriting a dull email or announcement
- Testing how far a sentence can be stretched with repetition and superlatives
- Social posts that stand out by leaning into an unmistakable style
- Seeing your own writing reflected back at maximum confidence
How do I use it?
- Open the tool and paste your text in
- Hit send
- Read it back — bigger, louder, more repetitive
No settings, no options, no faff.
A quick word on what this is and isn’t
This is a style parody based on well-documented rhetorical patterns — not a tool for generating real quotes, claims, or political commentary. It doesn’t take a position on policy or politics. Think of it the same way you’d think of any impressionist copying a distinctive way of speaking: it’s about the shape of the language, not the substance.
For more on how AI tools respond to specific versus vague input, Context Is King: How to Give AI Real Context About Your Business is worth a read.
Why this exists
Because this speaking style is one of the most recognisable and heavily studied in modern political communication, and rewriting an ordinary sentence in it is funnier than it should be. It’s a style exercise, nothing more.
FAQ
Is this tool making a political statement?
No. It’s a rhetorical style parody — short sentences, repetition, and superlatives — not a comment on policy or politics. It’s built the same way as any impressionist tool that copies a well-known speaking style.
Is Convert to Donald Trump Speak free to use?
Yes. It’s a free custom GPT. You’ll need a free ChatGPT account to open it, but there’s no charge to use the tool.
Do I need ChatGPT Plus?
No. Custom GPTs are available to anyone with a free ChatGPT account, not just paid subscribers.
What exactly does it copy about the speaking style?
The well-documented rhetorical features linguists have studied since 2015: short punchy sentences, heavy repetition, superlatives, and asides like “believe me” — not real quotes or claims.
Who built this tool?
Ade Wilson, a commercial photographer at McFade Photography in Leeds, built it as a side project. Nothing to do with photography, and nothing to do with politics — just a style exercise.
Built by McFade
This tool was built as a bit of fun by McFade Photography, a commercial photography and drone business based in Leeds. If bold and confident is the tone you’re after for your own image, that’s really what personal branding photography is for — just with a camera instead of a paragraph.
If you enjoy the tool, feel free to share it or link to it. Believe me, it’s tremendous.
